Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
not with that attitude
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
I like your style, kid.
Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines
bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice
Just brought watershow speakers.
They’re shipping now.
All I’m gonna say is that Rose should be prepared for random dance parties/raves that will be occurring in our room.
*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*
you’ve got time
Signs Best and Worst Qualities
Pieces- Imaginative/Over Sensative
Aries- Optimistic/Short Tempered
Taurus- Loyal/Self Indulgent
Gemini- Energetic/ Two Faced
Cancer- Maternal/Over Emotional
Virgo- Gifted/ Over Self Critical
I had a dream last night that I was auditioning to be a porn star, and the casting director was my high school music teacher.
Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared