epuise-oeil:

one time i hooked up with a guy and he put on national treasure 2 so every time i looked up from giving him head i just saw nicholas cage looking bewildered and it was one for the books 

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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I survived talking on the phone with a boy for over an hour

omg

omgomg

look at me

getting an older boy

and talking on the phone

with said boy

and he was super chill

and i liked to talking to him a lot

yayayayayayayaya

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