Ayyyyyyyyy new selfie wooooo

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Ayyyyyyyyy new selfie wooooo



Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines

bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice

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Betty Boop (1932)

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Betty Boop (1932)

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Just brought watershow speakers.

They’re shipping now.

So excited.

All I’m gonna say is that Rose should be prepared for random dance parties/raves that will be occurring in our room.



*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

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Signs Best and Worst Qualities


Aquarius- Humanitarian/Unemotional

Pieces- Imaginative/Over Sensative

Aries- Optimistic/Short Tempered

Taurus- Loyal/Self Indulgent

Gemini- Energetic/ Two Faced

Cancer- Maternal/Over Emotional

Leo- Friendly/Impulsive

Virgo- Gifted/ Over Self Critical

Libra- Balanced/Indecisive

Scorpio- Passionate/Moody

Sagittarius- Independent/Unemotional


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I had a dream last night that I was auditioning to be a porn star, and the casting director was my high school music teacher.


Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

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one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

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a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

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